The Negative list.

                 THINGS I HATE

• Waking up knowing it's going to be a hard day.
• Shoes coming untied almost immediately after tying them.
• Useless, lazy, busy work.
• Cold mornings.
• When my name get's spelled wrong.
• Waiting for a girl to reply to a text.
• When she never does.
• When my dog eats my food.
• Group assignments.
• Not knowing what to talk about.
• When I tell a joke and no one laughs, or worse, when they think I'm serious.
• That the smell of broccoli makes me gag.
• When a light is left on at night.
• Red lights.
• When I over-analyze what someone says.
• Cinnamon candy.
• That I don't have very good grades.
• People who judge someone's character based on athletic ability.
• That the new Star Wars isn't coming out until next year.
• Random musical numbers outside of a musical. 
• Having to wear a tie.
• Casual, unnecessary swearing.
• People that think anonymity means they can be a jerk.
• Computer crashes.
• Spending money.
• Not spending money.
• Remembering embarrassing moments as I fall asleep.
• When I see people kissing in the halls.
• Power outages.
• The taste of gluten-free bread.
• Deadlines.
• Writer's block.
• When something doesn't live up to it's hype.
• Feeling tired even when it's not that late.
• Feelings of inadequacy. 
• Being ignored.
• Getting treated as if I have low intelligence or have some sort of mental disorder.
• That that last thing seems to happen a lot and I don't know why.
• That my cousin's a drunk and some other's have lost there way.
• That my grandfather hates my faith and church, and no longer wants anything to do with me or my family.
• Negative lists.
• Forced irony.